brad sucks

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Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:49:45 -0400

allen: a few days ago we had dinner at a mediterranean restaurant and i had shrimp on rice with curry

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:59:00 -0400

allen: a few days ago we had dinner at a mediterranean restaurant and i had shrimp on rice with curry
allen: the shrimp were served with their heads still on, they were really adorable
allen: i keep thinking about eating those little guys
brad: they sound delicious
allen: the fact that they had faces on them made them extra delicious
allen: normally i'm like "am i even _eating_ someone?"

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:30:07 -0400

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Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:31:04 -0400

john: so.tired.of.twitter

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:36:15 -0400

john: so.tired.of.twitter
brad: iphone iphone iphone
brad: itunes itunes ibrick apple apple iphone
john: nice internet impression, brad
john: sounds just like him

i fuckin’ BITE you

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:55:44 -0400

i fuckin’ BITE you

allen: i wish iran and israel would just fuck and get it over with

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:50:35 -0400

allen: i wish iran and israel would just fuck and get it over with
allen: it's so obvious they like each other

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Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:35:47 -0400

brad: turns out i'm 300% fat

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:09:38 -0400

brad: turns out i'm 300% fat
brad: if ever we're on the remote ice-planet of hoth and i collapse and die, i give you permission to cut open my belly and take shelter inside me
allen: i'm feeling kinda nippy right now actually
brad: no-

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Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:05:52 -0400

Aaron: God.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:35:22 -0400

Aaron: God.
Aaron: Isn't this like, where shit has gotten all fucked up?
Aaron: every time?
brad: yes, always
brad: but on the bright side
brad: eventually i will die
brad: (eternal sleep)

brad: man, i'm a bitch

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:32:49 -0400

brad: man, i'm a bitch
brad: i read "It would be impossible to overstate George Carlin’s contribution to standup comedy."
brad: and i think "you could say he invented it"

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Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:54:12 -0400

eff yes

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:54:25 -0400

eff yes

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Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:05:04 -0400

Re: Cat Talking, Translation (via klaatu42)

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:40:44 -0400

Re: Cat Talking, Translation (via klaatu42)

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Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:06:56 -0400

A is for Ackbar (via tweedlebop)

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:05:02 -0400

A is for Ackbar (via tweedlebop)

"Quit disrespecting your chest hams."

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:54:24 -0400

“Quit disrespecting your chest hams.”

- Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion.

brad: FYI: i'm gonna start calling people dildos again

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:09:06 -0400

brad: FYI: i'm gonna start calling people dildos again
brad: i'm bringing dildo back
Aaron: Fuck yes.