brad sucks

2009

December
November
September
August
July 1
June
May 1
April
March 1

2008

June 13
May 13
April 20
March 29

2007

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April 13
March 37
January
Jul 31st
Jul 18th
allen: a few days ago we had dinner at a mediterranean restaurant and i had shrimp on rice with curry
allen: the shrimp were served with their heads still on, they were really adorable
allen: i keep thinking about eating those little guys
brad: they sound delicious
allen: the fact that they had faces on them made them extra delicious
allen: normally i'm like "am i even _eating_ someone?"
Jul 16th
Jul 14th
Jul 13th
john: so.tired.of.twitter
brad: iphone iphone iphone
brad: itunes itunes ibrick apple apple iphone
john: nice internet impression, brad
john: sounds just like him
Jul 11th
i fuckin’ BITE you
Jul 11th
allen: i wish iran and israel would just fuck and get it over with
allen: it's so obvious they like each other
Jul 9th
Jul 9th
brad: turns out i'm 300% fat
brad: if ever we're on the remote ice-planet of hoth and i collapse and die, i give you permission to cut open my belly and take shelter inside me
allen: i'm feeling kinda nippy right now actually
brad: no-
Jul 8th
Jul 3rd