- Aaron: God.
- Aaron: Isn't this like, where shit has gotten all fucked up?
- Aaron: every time?
- brad: yes, always
- brad: but on the bright side
- brad: eventually i will die
- brad: (eternal sleep)
- brad: man, i'm a bitch
- brad: i read "It would be impossible to overstate George Carlin’s contribution to standup comedy."
- brad: and i think "you could say he invented it"
“Quit disrespecting your chest hams.” —Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion.
- brad: FYI: i'm gonna start calling people dildos again
- brad: i'm bringing dildo back
- Aaron: Fuck yes.
- Aaron: I cannot think.
- this movie has killed my brain.
- I now like football and Michelle Malkin.
“The closer you look at something, the more complex it seems to be.” —Vint Cerf