allen: a few days ago we had dinner at a mediterranean restaurant and i had shrimp on rice with curry
allen: the shrimp were served with their heads still on, they were really adorable
allen: i keep thinking about eating those little guys
brad: they sound delicious
allen: the fact that they had faces on them made them extra delicious
allen: normally i'm like "am i even _eating_ someone?"

john: so.tired.of.twitter
brad: iphone iphone iphone
brad: itunes itunes ibrick apple apple iphone
john: nice internet impression, brad
john: sounds just like him

i fuckin’ BITE you

allen: i wish iran and israel would just fuck and get it over with
allen: it's so obvious they like each other

brad: turns out i'm 300% fat
brad: if ever we're on the remote ice-planet of hoth and i collapse and die, i give you permission to cut open my belly and take shelter inside me
allen: i'm feeling kinda nippy right now actually
brad: no-

Aaron: God.
Aaron: Isn't this like, where shit has gotten all fucked up?
Aaron: every time?
brad: yes, always
brad: but on the bright side
brad: eventually i will die
brad: (eternal sleep)

brad: man, i'm a bitch
brad: i read "It would be impossible to overstate George Carlin’s contribution to standup comedy."
brad: and i think "you could say he invented it"

eff yes

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“Quit disrespecting your chest hams.”
— Fashion tips for women from a...

brad: FYI: i'm gonna start calling people dildos again
brad: i'm bringing dildo back
Aaron: Fuck yes.

Aaron: I cannot think.
Anymore.
this movie has killed my brain.
I now like football and Michelle Malkin.

“kekeke”

“The closer you look at something, the more complex it seems...”
— Vint Cerf

“either this is going to change the world as we know it, or...”
— Digg - Alien Video To Be...

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Therapy (via thejacksons)

timmy’s never coming back to pooh corner

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—  Robert Rauschenberg

“I have wished for a tiny supply of platypus venom with which...”
— “There is nothing quite as...

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“They make you feel like a pig or a cow or a communist here.”
— Some guy in a lineup outside a...

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Music Thing: Bass Merchant: How long did they look at that...

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“You saw how hard Chad fought for air right there. I want you...”
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Smallish city boy who sklorked down Nana & Pop-pop tears...

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oh cnn…

brad: this will all end in me learning a valuable lesson about sharing

“WASHINGTON, April 10 (UPI) — The U.S. Consumer Product...”
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“Does Al Qaeda need to exist any more? American government...”
— I am Back in Austin, No Thanks...

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brad: i sent you a button before right
allen: yeah the one that said "welcome to the world of aids" on it and was rigged to prick me when i opened it
brad: i'll send my new button as well
allen: please no more aids (cough)
allen: when will this first aids clear up anyway

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“Satan could not do more.”
— FBI tracked King’s every...

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Indizi dell’avvenuta catastrofe

brad: wil wheaton just said he likes my music
brad: guess i can just like...
brad: (putting my feet up on you)
allen: god get off

“If Obama does not win this election…I swear to...”
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“There is an immense cultural chasm between slick industry...”
— Wal-Mart Wants $10 CDs :...

“I wanted my ashes spread somewhere ridiculous and amazing,...”
— untoward: Montparnasse

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brad: the other night i suggested the only campaign that could beat obama was "missing attractive female for president"
brad: think of the coverage
aaron: Yeah.
aaron: "25 year old supermodel lost in Cairo" / "missing toddler" would be a tough team to beat.

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The Audacity Of Hope (via Unobtanium)

“(“The Wire”: a guy goes up some stairs, and...”
— What’s Alan Watching?:...

brad: Re: Take her to love heaven
allen: i wonder if i could write in my will what i would like to take with me to heaven
allen: "bury me with my money"
brad: that's a good idea
brad: "bury me with allen's money"
allen: god
allen: you'd better not prank me and die!
allen: don't you-
brad: x_x

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“if that man didn’t do a lot of coke, he might as well...”
— ryan (re: edgar winter)

allen: "Could John Ritter have been saved?"
allen: do our time travellers have nothing better to do

“I realize that I have potentially hurt the feelings of...”
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“Never allow the absence of perfection to prevent you from...”
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“Funny how it’s “wisdom of the crowds” when...”
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“Nationalism is an infantile disease, the measles of...”
— Einstein & Faith - TIME

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“BIrthday there was one yesterday you know I am now ten in...”
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“Hillary Clinton seduced my puppy with peanut butter and used...”
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SCARY EYES

Allen: when you use a photoshopped studio picture of one person and not the other you might as well go all out, photoshop a halo on the missing person
Allen: angel wings, jesus with his hand on her shoulder
Allen: "THIS is who went missing"
Allen: then jesus is in the assailant's photo, but pointing a stern finger at him

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“No condom, no sex,” an ebullient 58-year-old Gere...”
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“My father, like Hemingway, was a gun nut and was very...”
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I WIN

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PinkDome - April 04, 2007 - Caption This Picture

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“Keith Richards: `I Snorted My Father’”
— MSN - News - Keith Richards:...

a: a cyclops ate my gnomish healer on nethack
a: i told you that right
brad: yeah you mentioned
brad: (rolling eye)
a: hey wait a minute

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“That’s what GRINDHOUSE is. It’s a taquito buffet that you...”
— Neill Cumpston’s GRINDHOUSE...

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“Who is your daddy and what does he do?”
— Kindergarten Cop

“Spring is Here! I’m so excited I wet my plants”
— 

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“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from...”
— Ernest Hemmingway

r: i am replacing a ballcock.
r: in my crapper.
r: toilets are a world of funny names.

Threadless T-Shirts - Inside You by Matt Palmer

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“…and Brad left a comment on my last entry which I guess is...”
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brad: sometimes i wonder if i'm really developing any skills that will be useful in the workplace when i'm playing peggle
a: brad they wouldnt make a game this addictive that didnt have some kind of practical workplace use
a: remember when you thought the same thing about world of warcraft
a: now here you are a level 15 dark elf product manager

“Wow. While this is a neat trick, it was about 1:50 too...”
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Priceless… (via artist named wanda)

a: remember when you were the best at couroune
a: then do you remember when we squared off
brad: ........
a: infront of everyone
a: and i kicked you in the chest and said "this is sparta!"
brad: god
brad: at that moment i really wished it wasn't sparta
a: did you forget it was sparta or something

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